Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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