i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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