so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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