She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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