I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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