Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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