Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
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Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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