I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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