Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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