I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?