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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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