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• (518): View more from New York

  I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol

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  you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.

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• (310): View more from California

  Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.

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• (925): View more from California

  We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?

  (478): View more from Georgia

  You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?

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