you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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