Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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