Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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