I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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