Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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