I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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