Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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