he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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