"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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