Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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