im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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