i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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