Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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