Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Even my vagina gasped.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize