Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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