I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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