so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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