I just threw up on my dentist
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize