He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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