A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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