CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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