So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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