But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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