Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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