I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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