ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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