Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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