woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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