If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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