I wish you could order shots online.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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