when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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