One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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