I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
wow bdsm is so cute
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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