So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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