Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
tell me about the fingering
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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