There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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