she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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