Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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