My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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