whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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