On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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