Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Randomize
