i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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