I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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