we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's just like the Real World with babies
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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